WARNING!!! Rift Approaches!!!

Beware of a possible disturbance today with unexplained lightning bolts, analog clocks running backwards and dogs with seeming ESP. The possible rift in the space/time continuum will be apparent today as I am in possession of both my memory cards in the same dimension. No longer is the new one in the place where all left socks go when they evaporate in the dryer. Ladies and gentlemen, we do indeed have an unusual situation. I don't know what the world is coming to---but it is scary.