Showing posts with label Luttermaker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luttermaker. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The Blonde & The Bunny

BBBBBBBBBBBWWWAAAHHHH!!!!!
My friend Luttermaker send this joke.Slap your forehead.

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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.


He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is
DEAD.

The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.


She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong.


"I feel terrible," he explains.
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."


The blonde says,"don't worry."


She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto him.


The Easter Bunny jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.


Ten feet away he stops,
turns around and waves again,


he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves,


hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,


and repeats this again and again until he hops out of sight.


The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"


The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.


It says...



(Are you ready for this?)


(Are you sure?)


(You know you're gonna be sorry)


(Last chance)



(OK, here it is)



It says,



"Hair Spray

Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."

H
appy Easter!!!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Ghostship: Voices from the Grave

I will be helping my friends, Luttermaker, with their blog, Ghostship: Voices from the Grave. We met as volunteers in prison ministry some years ago. They have a vested interest in the effects of antidepressants on some people. Some may be dangerous to the user as well as to those with whom they come in contact. I will let them explain after some tutoring about how to maintain and post.

Whether you agree or not, you may find what they post to be intersting to say the least.

My assisting them in this endeavor means only that I find the topic of interest in terms of the children I work with. I'm open to differing views on the subject. Being in prison ministry, I will not express partiality or biase concerning justice or injustice of the court system concerning doctors' prescribing these meds and the results therein.